

[The race countdown music from MarioKart plays.]

“We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.”— Unknown
My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…
This is everything
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
One of my favorite videos 😂

themed by weconfideinwolves